Hide your intrusive thoughts in style.
These maroon and black beanies were conjured for the beautifully unwell — embroidered with the Occult Mental Health insignia for those who’ve embraced the chaos.
Perfect for post-therapy walks, existential crises in sunlight, or pretending you’re fine at the farmer’s market. Durable, soft, and unsettlingly comfortable.
One size fits most. Sanity not included.
Beanies
Returns & Exchanges
You have 14 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (emotional damage doesn’t count).
To start a return, email us at info@occultmentalhealth.com with your order number and the item details.
💀 Non-Returnable Items
All limited edition and consumable products (like honey) are final sale — once opened, they’re yours forever, body and soul.
Gift cards, digital items, and anything marked “final sale” cannot be returned.
🖤 Refunds
Refunds are issued to the original payment method once items are received and inspected.
Please allow 5–10 business days for your dark energy to clear and funds to reappear.
📦 Shipping
Return shipping costs are the customer’s responsibility unless we made a mistake (we’re human... mostly).
If you have questions or just need to vent about capitalism, reach out to info@occultmentalhealth.com.
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